The Legend Of Zelda
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Do you think there were people who claimed that they saw Captain America after the Valkyrie crash? Like how people claim to see the Jersey Devil or Mothman or Bigfoot. Do you think there was a whole legend lasting from 1945-2010 about how he lost his mind because of the crash and now he lives in the Arctic wilderness wrestling polar bears.
Or that like he was abducted by aliens and that’s why no one ever found the Valkyrie for sixty-six years.
If you look in a mirror with a single candle lit and recite the Pledge of Allegiance three times Captain America appears and grants you a wish, but only if you’re pure in heart; if he deems you unworthy you’ll die in seven days.
“Captain America went to live at the North Pole and he’ll tell Santa if you’ve been naughty, so you better behave.”
Did Cap’s ghost supposedly haunt some tourist trap hotel in Greenland somewhere?
I desperately need Cryptid!Captain America like
The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.
legend
why didn’t his parents name him
Do you think there were people who claimed that they saw Captain America after the Valkyrie crash? Like how people claim to see the Jersey Devil or Mothman or Bigfoot. Do you think there was a whole legend lasting from 1945-2010 about how he lost his mind because of the crash and now he lives in the Arctic wilderness wrestling polar bears.
Or that like he was abducted by aliens and that’s why no one ever found the Valkyrie for sixty-six years.
If you look in a mirror with a single candle lit and recite the Pledge of Allegiance three times Captain America appears and grants you a wish, but only if you’re pure in heart; if he deems you unworthy you’ll die in seven days.
“Captain America went to live at the North Pole and he’ll tell Santa if you’ve been naughty, so you better behave.”
Did Cap’s ghost supposedly haunt some tourist trap hotel in Greenland somewhere?
I desperately need Cryptid!Captain America like
All the gods of myth and legend are real, but having your prayers answered depends on discovering which god can hear you. You figured out which god is listening to your prayers, but they’re not what you expected.
Suzy
was dissapointed. Most people her age had discovered their deity so
far, and she was starting to think she was godless. She turned the
next page of McBayers’ Little Book of Deities,
and tried reading their names aloud to see if she’d get a reaction.
It had taken her weeks just to get through Chinese spirits and
deities, and had finally reached the first page of Egyptian
Gods and you.
“Ammit? Amun? Anhur?” Nothing. Her heart slowly sank again. Three more tries, and she’d stop for now.
“Anubis?”
The ground shook. The lights in Suzy’s room flickered and went out. A single flame hovered in the middle of the room, and as it grew to a blaze it changed form. Within the blink of an eye, there was a tall figure standing in Suzy’s room. The body of a man, and the head of a jackal. His eyes shone bright as he peered at her.
WHAT IS IT, SUZY OF THE HOUSE MILLER?
“You’re the deity that answers my prayers?”
INDEED. I, ANUBIS, WHO RULES OVER THE LAND OF THE DEAD, IS HERE TO ANSWER YOUR REQUESTS.
Suzy thought for a moment. “O great and mighty Anubis who rules over the afterlife, can I please have a puppy?”
Anubis seemed taken aback.
IN THE CENTURIES THAT I HAVE BEEN PRAYED TO, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN REQUESTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS. CHILD, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
“I’m eight and a half. My mommy says that if I can take care of a puppy, I can keep it.”
ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU DO NOT WISH FOR ME TO BRING PLAGUES UPON YOUR ENEMIES OR WEIGH A SOUL FOR YOU?
Suzy shook her head. “I want a puppy.”
CHILD, IN TRUTH THIS WISH I CANNOT GRANT. MY JOB HAS BEEN TO BRING PEACE AND LEAD SOULS INTO THE AFTERLIFE, NOTHING MORE. IF I WERE TO CREATE A HOUND FOR YOU, IT WOULD BE FORMED OF BONE AND SOUL ALONE.
Suzy thought for a second. She would have liked to have a nice fluffy puppy, but then she remembered how Aunt Marge’s Sphinx cat was still nice, even without fur.
“No fur is fine, as long as they don’t bite and make a mess.”
Anubis nodded, and raised a hand. Underneath his palm an intricate symbol appeared on the floor. It glowed bright, and the floorboards burst apart. Up sprang a massive skeletal dog, bigger than suzy herself. Its eye sockets held blue flame, and its jaw hang partly open in a perpetual grin. It slowly walked over to Suzy and nuzzled her.
“What does it eat?”
IT WILL NOT NEED SUSTENANCE, AND WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO SERVE ITS NEW MASTER. I HOPE THIS WILL SUFFICE.”
“I love it. Thank you, Anubis.”
Anubis looked slightly taken aback, but nodded peacefully.
FAREWELL FOR NOW, SUZY OF THE MILLERS. IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING ELSE YOU HAVE BUT TO ASK ME.
Suzy nodded, and ran over to her parents’ room to show them her new dog. She was pretty sure they couldn’t object to this pet.
I can’t help but imagine her parent’s reaction to this.
“OH SUZY WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
“It’s my new puppy. Can I keep it?”
if this gets enough popularity I just might write a sequel or two. Hell, I could even make a multi-chapter deal out of this if people are genuinely interested in reading it.
Cardi went on an IG Live rant about how “the UN is only in Libya because they want free resources. That one nigga with the long hair (Gaddafi) been gone so why they still there?”
We love a woke queen & revolutionary legend.
This is why I laugh when people say “people from the hood are too uneducated to understand politics.” If Cardi B can understand anti-imperialism, why can’t you? 🤔
I’d say all scientitists are different but one time my godfather went into the lab to find a bat was going nuts and instead of calling animal control he froze it with carbon dioxide and accidentally contaminated the entire lab with rabies.
This man has an IQ of 165 and his first thought upon encountering a bat was “ah yes, make him a cold boy”
My dad once froze someone’s pants with liquid nitrogen, so what I’m taking away from this is that Science Loves Cold Boys.
all american media is like “damn wouldnt it be fucked up if there was an evil empire that used overwhelming military power to crush and oppress smaller or weaker societies and steal their natural resources and labor power”… makes u think huh